Benefits for blind chumps

For all the chumps who are joining the military here are your benefits, there are fantastic educational benefits "yet people don't take advantage of these"; all you have to do is Do your job well, Advance in rank!, Stay out of trouble!, and be honorable, easy right? It's pretty much common sense rules play by them and you will earn your educational benefits. There are only 10 steps to joining the military and you're in!! here they are:
(1) Step 1: Learn about the military
Find out military basics: what they do, where they go, and who they are. 

Step 2: Decide if you're ready
Get a handle on the basics of joining: eligibility, benefits information, and branch missions. 

Step 3: Choose the right path
Find the best point of entry for you: compare services, consider guard and reserve services, compare enlisted vs. officer, and look at your job choices. 

Step 4: Meet the recruiter
How do you handle meeting recruiters? Find out questions and answers, secrets to visiting a recruiter, documents you'll need, incentives and more. 

Step 5: Ace the ASVAB
If you will be enlisting, you need to ace the ASVAB! Our special ASVAB section will help you get the best score possible. 

Step 6: Get the best job
You want to join - now make sure you will be doing what you like! Find an interest matcher, tips on finding the right job, and overviews of all jobs in each branch here. 

Step 7: Complete the process
Let us take out the fear and confusion about MEPS: find out about medical conditions, waivers, how to handle legal problems, and more. 

Step 8: Raise your right hand
Your about to swear in: find out about the oaths you'll take, the general orders you need to learn, military ranks, and more. 

Step 9: Get ready for bootcamp
Are you ready to be challenged? Get the skinny on how to prepare yourself mentally and physically. 

Step 10: You're in! Make the most of it.
What happens after boot camp? How do you make a success of yourself? Find out tips and get advice from those who have been there. (1)

 Simple and easy! don't miss your chance on great benefits! join today! and don't forget:
Integrity First
Service Before Self
Excellence in All We Do

(1) http://www.military.com/Recruiting/Content/0,13898,rec_splash,,00.html